Kumpulan Tebak-tebakan Bahasa Jawa

=apa bahasa jawa nya yes mother don’t do that??
-yo mbok ojo ngono…

=apa bahasa jawa nya your grandfather’s money??
-duwite mBahmu


wet-wetan opo seng paleng wani?
==wet gedang, jantunge neng njobo to ????

Ulo opo seng mlakune lurus?
==ulo mangan lingges. Ono ora yo?

Wong seng sengojo nyemplong neng kakos, ketoro opone?
==Ketoro guooooblok !!!!

Monyet menek uwet garek opone?
== garek meduk e.

sa' tikos sikile papat, lha ne' rong tikos sikile piro?
==Yo ra nduwe sikel.

Bedone supermen karo Batman opo ?
==Na Batman ndue isin, Na' supermen ora ndue, sempake neng njobo kok ora gelem nggo topeng. Ngishin-ngishini tok..!!!


Bunder, ireng, cilik, ne' disentiL malah mlebu penjara??
==andeng-andenge polisi !!!

Jare'e ne' ketemu kuceng ireng iso apes, Opo iyo to?
== Lha koe ki owong opo tikos?

Ngopo cewe gaul saiki paLeng maLEs ngganggo HELM ?
jwb: marai seng lanang wes ndue HELM##########

Sopo jenenge seng biasane adzan neng TV / radio??
jwb: Pak Saat. (Saat adzan maRib utk DKI Jakarta dan sekitarnya)

Podone Miclael Xaernon karo Amhad Junaidi ?
jwb: Alah emboh,, podo ra kenale aku !!!!!

Sandal opo seng iso mangan, ados, tuku bensin, numpak montor, golek percil, manceng, dst...
jwb: Sandal Ajaib. gkgkgkgkgkgk

Wes,, kesel aq,,,,,